Honestly…

I didn’t want to see that bug picture. I knew I would be creeped out. So I made every effort to not look at it when it was posted by tons of people in my twitter feed. I even scrolled past it quickly when I got a glimmer of the carrot on my facebook feed. But dammit tumblr why did someone have to post it on tumblr for me to see in all its glory on my dashboard. I can’t unsee that crazy ass bug and now I need like a bleach shower and a fire exfoliate just to get the creepy crawlies off of me.

Thank You my psychologist bill will be in the mail.